Nicked from nolawitch

[voxwoman]

1. You are in the Witness Protection Program and must invent a new first, last, and middle name.
Ivana Tinkle. I have no idea. I've changed my name so many times, what difference does it make?

2. You are in a threesome with two famous people, alive or dead.
Ben Browder and Carl Freidrich Gauss.

3. You are in charge of naming your new band. What's the name of the band?
Atomika. read about a month back and see how that went.

4. You are going to get a free tattoo. What is it and where do you want it?
A zebra swallowtail butterfly with a woman's body. water is pouring from between her legs and forms symmetric waves similar to Hosukai's "Great Wave of Kanagawa".

5. You are being forced to listen to one song over and over, and infinitum, as a form of torture. What song is it?
This has already happened to me in real life. "Someone's Knocking At the Door" by Paul McCartney followed by "Afternoon Delights" every day for an entire summer. I am not kidding.

6. You are leaving your state/province. What province/state do you move to?
British Columbia.

7. You are leaving your country, where would you move to?
Canada.

8. You get to choose one book as the best ever written. What book do you choose?
'Vampire Tapestries" by Suzy McKee Charnas (why must I pick just one?)

9. You get to choose one movie as the best ever made. What movie do you choose?
Kagemusha by Akira Kurosawa

10. You get to spend one day each as a bird, an insect, and a mammal. What bird would you be? What insect? What mammal?
Bird: golden eagle
Insect: preying mantis
Mammal: (apart from the fact that I'm already a mammal...) a dolphin

11. You must relive one year of your life. Which would you like to relive?
1957

12. Which would you least like to relive?
1992

13. You have a time machine that will take you backwards anywhere from 1800 to the present. What decade do you most want to visit?
1980's so I can cash in on the stock market.

14. You must choose to go skydiving or very-deep-sea diving.
Skydiving.

15. You get to return to the past and have a sexual encounter with a rock star who is no longer alive. Who do you pick?
Jimi Hendrix

16. You get to be a contestant on any game show, airing today or in the past. What show do you want to be on?
"Who Wants to be a Millionaire".

17. You are given $1 million but you must give it all to one charity. What charity do you choose?
Doctors without borders

18. You must ban one word from the dictionary and all usage, to be no longer uttered or written. What word do you choose?
Hate.

19. You can have 100 million dollars tax free but if you take it, you'll die at the age of fifty. Do you take it?
no. I can't accomplish what I need to in the next 15 months.

20. 5 random things about me:

1. I would rather do pretty much anything instead of clean the house
2. I am very tired and achey right now
3. I have more things than I have space for
4. If I stopped dying my hair, I'd look 20 years older than I do now
5. I need new flip flops

Comments

[mcnutcase.livejournal.com]

5's happened to me, too.

Bryan Adams, Everything I Do (I Do It For You).

Four sodding months, COMPLETELY inescapable.

I wouldn't have minded if it weren't such a truly crappy song. Or if Adams could actually sing (he should stick to the songwriting... although really, he could do with getting a job and admitting he'll never be Springsteen...)

[voxwoman.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Springsteen can't sing, either. :p

and you can't get away from "The Boss" here, either. Or Bon Jovi. (I'm so sick of both of them. Just because they grew up near here... blech)